Haiku?

Shoot-out at the Game
Go to Matt’s to play Zelda
I tried that, look, “Uhhh.”

Albertson’s Party
Many drunks dancing like fools
I’m glad I don’t drink

Cam got a new truck
He cannot drive a stick shift
He leaves it at home

Christmas at Matt’s house
A heated match of ping pong
Bone and Mariah?

Jono had a tail
Skinny legs and bright red hair
His dad had a ‘stache

Ryan loved Fruit Pebs
Break-in and the box was gone
Tears come down his face

Pipe smoking is rank
Don’t play Moonlight Sonata
Prof. Smith had weird thumbs